Posted 1 week ago
thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

(Source: ron711711)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

Posted 4 weeks ago

Don’t leave me here alone. Don’t go where I can’t follow.

(Source: benswhishaws)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

papa-erwin:

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

Become a figure skater they said

you will be graceful they said

I WILL SO FUCKING MAKE REACTION PICS OUT OF THIS SHIT

Posted 1 month ago

And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand so that Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

(Source: bluevein)